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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
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How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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