Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
Yo mama's so fat when people look at her they instantly got cancer and type two diabetes
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A tiger moth.
Two skunks were being chased by a bear.
As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?"
"Let us spray!" replied the other.
How are skunks able to avoid danger?
By using their instinks and common scents.