That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon" answers the clerk. About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks. "Same time as before... Noon." replies the clerk. Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?" The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you." "No... I don't wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!"