What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here’s $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me." At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed that he had only put $20,000 into the envelope because he needed $10,000 for a new baptistery. "Well, since we’re confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the hospital which cost $20,000." The lawyer was aghast. "I’m ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed. "I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000."
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time.
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.