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What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
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What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
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Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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