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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
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Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.
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How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven.
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What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
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Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise.
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
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Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
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What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse.
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