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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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