Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.