What does a man call true love? An erection.
A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down. The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house. "That's OK," says the blonde. "Why don't you check it and forward me what I got?"
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.