A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg.
The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw."
"So why does he have a wooden leg?" the tourist asked.
"One night, our house caught on fire, and he came inside and woke us all up."
The tourist asked again, "So, why does that pig have a wooden leg?"
"You can't eat a pig that brave all at once!"
Q: What’s the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
I have joy in my heart and a glass of wine in my hand.
Coincidence?
Why does Santa have such a big sac?
Because he only cums once a year
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Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.