Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge? A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.
A beautiful woman sits next to a drunk in a bar. He turns to her and says, ‘Hey, honey. How about you and me getting it on? I’ve got a couple of pounds and it looks like you could use the money.’ The woman turns to him and says, ‘What makes you think I charge by the inch?’
What did God say after creating man? I can do better.
Q. How do men define a long-term relationship? A. A second date.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
A Bosnian catches a goldfish. The goldfish says: "Let me go and I will grant you one wish." The Bosnian says: "No way, I'll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold."