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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
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What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
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What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
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Why did God create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay.
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What does a man call true love? An erection.
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A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down. The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house. "That's OK," says the blonde. "Why don't you check it and forward me what I got?"
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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