What has a hundred balls and f*cks old women? Bingo!
What happens when a dwarf runs between a girls legs? He gets a clit around the head and a flap on the face.
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
Programming is like sex One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
What’s a man’s definition of safe sex? Meeting his mistress at least 30 miles from his house.
This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if your the man to talk to...its kind of personal..." Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give the manager something for me?" The bartender nods...yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroom."
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big case for his company. It included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls, and everything but lunch hours. Unhappy as he was, the executive knew that the company would have to pay for each of these services. Then he noticed one item buried in the middle of the list: FOR CROSSING THE STREET TO TALK TO YOU, THEN DISCOVERING IT WASN'T YOU AFTER ALL -- $125.
What is a bunny's favorite music? Hip-hop.