Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy?
A Saddle Light Dish.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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What did the calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?"
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
What is the definition of "derange"?
De place where de cowboys ride.
What is a cow's favourite TV show?
Dr Moo.
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out.
When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns his cow into pasture.