Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite? A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So Billy raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course the teacher said yes, but asked Billy to be quick. Five minutes later Billy returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed. "I can’t find it," he admitted. The teacher sat Billy down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he will be able to find it now. Billy looked at the diagram, said "yes" and went on his way. A short while later he returned to the class room and said to the teacher "I still can’t find it." Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a boy who had been at the school for awhile, to help Billy find the bathroom. So Tommy and Billy left the classroom together and five minutes later they both return and sat down at their seats. The teacher asked Tommy "Well, did you find it?" Tommy was quick with his reply. "Oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts on backwards."
Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? Because they are tired of using their own.