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A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger. "I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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Woman to doctor: ‘Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.’ Doctor: ‘And what are you taking for it?’ Woman: ‘Pepper.’
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Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care.
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"
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A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
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Harry is very quick with the ladies, before they can tell him they’re not that sort of girl, it’s usually too late.
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