Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
Woman to doctor: ‘Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.’ Doctor: ‘And what are you taking for it?’ Woman: ‘Pepper.’
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care.
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
Harry is very quick with the ladies, before they can tell him they’re not that sort of girl, it’s usually too late.
What did the vagina say to the penis. So do you cum here often.