Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data
"Wow, look at that! Isn't it beautiful? Let's destroy it."
-People
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Q: Why do women have arms?
A: Have you any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke?
A: Your mom can't take a joke.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.
What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common?
The Hanger.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.