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Harry is very quick with the ladies, before they can tell him they’re not that sort of girl, it’s usually too late.
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What did the vagina say to the penis. So do you cum here often.
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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
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Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? A. Fucks Funny!
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Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy? A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
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Q: Why don't Canadians have group sex? A: Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.
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Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
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Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
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Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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