There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum. Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?" To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips." Confused, the women continued, "Does that make them feel better?" "No, but it stops me from licking them!"
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane? Night time.
A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.