Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
A 97 year old man goes in the insurance and says to the insurer: “Hello my son. I want to have a life insurance policy.” Perplexed by the old man, the insurer asks: “Sorry for the indiscretion, but why do you want to make life insurance?” “You know my son I will travel with my father in Europe.” Even more perplexed the insurer, asks: "Again, sorry, but how old is your father?” “127. ” “127? And what will you do in Europe?” He answers: “We will go to the wedding of my grandfather.” Even more shocked the insurer asks: “And how old is your grandfather?” “He is … Oh, 150.” And the insurer ready to hear everything now, asks: “Oh well, how come your grandfather wants to get married at this age?” “Bullshit, you know his parents are pressing him!”
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.