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Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?? because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight!
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What’s the difference between a sex night with the husband and one with the truelove? About a half an hour...
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Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
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Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
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Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
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I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
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