Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?? because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight!
What’s the difference between a sex night with the husband and one with the truelove? About a half an hour...
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.
I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.