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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Money isn’t everything, but at least it encourages relatives to stay in touch.
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Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
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Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage? Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week. Person 1: Wrong. You tie the garbage up before you take it out.
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Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way.
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What do cows do when they re introduced? They give each other a milk shake.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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