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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
"My wife and I always compromise, I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me."
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has 55.98 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: marriage, wife
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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has 55.98 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: computer, health, IT
Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? A: Because nobody understood him.
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has 55.93 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: death, math
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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has 55.93 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby doctor? What's wrong?" The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite." The woman is confused. "A hermaphrodite..... what's that?" The doctor replies, "Well, it means your baby has the.......er......features....of a male and a female." The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh MY GOD! you mean it has a penis..... AND a brain.
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has 55.93 % from 733 votes. More jokes about: baby, sex, women
What's a difference between a blond and a mosquito? once you smack a mosquito it stops sucking
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde
Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they? A: His left hand and his right hand.
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, men, sex
Son: "What's love juice daddy?" Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?" Son: "Wimbledon."
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dad, love, sex, sport
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