When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
"My wife and I always compromise, I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me."
Why did the computer get cold?
Because it forgot to close windows.
Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself?
A: Because nobody understood him.
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."
The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby doctor? What's wrong?"
The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
The woman is confused. "A hermaphrodite..... what's that?"
The doctor replies, "Well, it means your baby has the.......er......features....of a male and a female."
The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh MY GOD! you mean it has a penis..... AND a brain.
What's a difference between a blond and a mosquito?
once you smack a mosquito it stops sucking
Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they?
A: His left hand and his right hand.
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Son: "What's love juice daddy?"
Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?"
Son: "Wimbledon."