What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
I wonder if it's mine. 
Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
Q:Why is basketball the grossest sport there is?
A:Because they dribble all over the court.
Q:What did the bartender say after a book walked into the bar?
A:"Please, no stories!"
Lebron better than Jordan?
Ha! Yea right.
Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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What do cows do when they re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God.
You know who's mad at Kobe?
Every other player in the NBA.
You know why?
Cause he messed around on his wife and bought her a $4 million ring.
Yeah, you know what that means: that's the new minimum.
Cause you know how women are, man.
Women get upset: "Oh, really, what's this? A $1 million ring? What - did that bitch get my $3 million, too?"
Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
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