Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
My son asked me today, "Dad, what music did you like growing up?" "Led Zeppelin," I replied. "Who?" he said. "Yeah, I liked them too."
What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
Which branch of the military do babies join? The infantry!
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A:Because you can't drink and derive...
Whats the second thing thats hard in the morning? waking up!
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.