Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
A man with a bad rash on his hands went to his doctor. The latter examined his hands carefully for sometime and consulted many large volumes on his shelves. Finally, he asked the patient: "Have you had this trouble before?" He answered: "Yes." Doctor said: "You have again got it."
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.