A man with a bad rash on his hands went to his doctor. The latter examined his hands carefully for sometime and consulted many large volumes on his shelves. Finally, he asked the patient: "Have you had this trouble before?" He answered: "Yes." Doctor said: "You have again got it."
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
There's this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by, and says, "What do you think you're doing?" The drunk says, "I heard the world goes around every 24 hours, and I'm waiting on my house. Won't be long now, there goes my neighbor."