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First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
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I'm tired 8 days a week.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life, time
Jennifer, wanna go to my place? I am not Jennifer But I didn't ask about that...
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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants? A: Dick-tator.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
How can you tell if a novel is homosexual? The hero always gets his man in the end.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
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