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Q: What is difference between man and Superman? A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
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A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: “Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!” The defendant answered, “No, we won.”
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How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a lambrogini? A: Procupines have pricks on the outside.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it’s no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”. The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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