First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight."
Second cannibal: "What are you having?"
First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
Vote:
Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
I am not Jennifer
But I didn't ask about that...
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants?
A: Dick-tator.
Vote:
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
Vote:
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no I-Deer.
How can you tell if a novel is homosexual?
The hero always gets his man in the end.
Where does a cow stop to drink?
The milky way.