Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he d beat her with a shovel!
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.
Why don't lobsters share? They re shellfish.
John: How old are you? Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7 John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with white crud around my mouth!” The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.