What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane? Night time.
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked. “How much for these shoes?” – she asked the store manager. “$200″ – he replied. “That’s too expensive! Can’t you bring the price down?” – the blonde. The store manager said he couldn’t, and got irratated when the blonde persisted. Finally after arguing with her for awhile he said, “There’s a pond with alligators behind the store! Why don’t you kill an alligator and get your alligator shoes free?!” – he yelled. “Fine. I will.” – the blonde replied. After an hour, the manager got a bit worried that the blonde might have come to harm with the alligators. He decided to go out and check on her. When he arrived at the pond, he saw the blonde lugging a dead alligator and flinging it on the ground next to 6 other dead ones. Before he could ask what she was doing, she wailed “Oh my gosh! This one doesn’t have any shoes either!”
Q:Where do you find giant snails? A:On the ends of their fingers.
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.