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There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There were three guys manhers, shaup and shed. They went for a drive, shed wanted to go to the store to pick up snacks for the ride. So shed went in the store. Twenty minutes passes they were getting impatient so manhers went in what's taking him so long. Minutes later a police officer went to him and asked his name he replied "shaup!" Police officer was startled what he said. Police said "where's your manners boy!". Shaup replied to the officer "he's inside picking up shed*
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: cop, food, time, travel
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
”Hey grandma, did you see my pills? They write LSD on the box outside!” ”Screw the pills, didn’t you see the dragons in the kitchen?”
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: old people
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
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