Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan?
A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A: A rotisserie chicken.
Q: What did the apple say to the worm?
A: You're boring me.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.