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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl. "Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl. "No." "I'm the principal's daughter." "And do you know who I am?" asked the boy. "No," she replied. "Thank goodness!"
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Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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Dan staggers into the shower. He notices that his d**k is bright orange. He feels normal, but he's concerned and goes to the doctor. After a thorough examination, the doctor says, "You seem to be fine and all of the tests are normal. Did you do anything out of the ordinary over the weekend?" Dan says, "No. All I did was stay home, watch porno movies and eat Cheetos."
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine.
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