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Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
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What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.
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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef.
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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
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What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.
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Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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Lady goes to her doc. "Doc, I have quite the problem. I can't control my gas. All day long I'm farting and farting. The only good news is they are the 'silent but deadly' type. The Doc pauses for a moment and replies, "first let's get you fitted for a hearing aid."
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Two protons walk into the bar and run into each other. One of them falls down. "Are you OK?" asks the other. "I think so," says the proton. "You sure?" the other asks. "Yeah," says the proton..."I'm positive."
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