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Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind? A: A maybe.
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Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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