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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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has 54.18 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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has 54.18 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, men, women
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.
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has 54.18 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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has 54.17 % from 747 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food, racist, white people
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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has 54.16 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? Lipstick.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
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