Is everything expensive or I'm just poor?
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?" The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares." So the gay guy goes "POOF". Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''. Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?" The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow. The fart was huge and smelly and loud. The gay men then say, "He is obviously a virgin."
What’s the difference between a bar and a g-spot? Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
Two lepers playing poker, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Make choking noises...