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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
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Phil: What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher? Cheryl: I don’t know. Phil: He has only one pupil.
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What's a difference between a blond and a mosquito? once you smack a mosquito it stops sucking
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A girl was pampering a horse with her hand while watching display of the horses, suddenly she touched the genital of the horse. The excited horse screeched, jumped and ran away very fast. The horse’s guard faced the girl and said, “Ma’am please do the same to me, so I can run, chase and retrieve my boss’s horse.”
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?" The first one replies, "I don't know." The second one replies, "I don't know either." The third replies, "Yes."
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What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?' "The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
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Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
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There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why? Because that was the end of May!
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What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
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