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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, family
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
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has 54.15 % from 345 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
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has 54.14 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: elf, Santa, tax
"Grandpa, grandpa! I'm watching a soccer game!" Grandpa: "Who's playing?" Grandson: "Austria-Hungary." Grandpa: "Against who?"
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has 54.14 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: soccer
If you're under the age of 25 and you think your life sucks then you better brace yourself.... Life has only given you the TIP of its Dildo.
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has 54.13 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sex
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
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