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Three guys all think that their wives are cheating on them. The first guy thinks his wife is screwing a plumber because he found a tool belt under his bed. The second guy thinks his wife is screwing a judge because he found a robe and gavel under his bed. The third guy says, "That's nothing! I came home and found a cowboy under my bed. I can't believe my wife is screwing a horse."
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor
An old man goes to his doctor and says, ‘Can you give me something to lower my sex drive.’ The doctor replies, ‘I would have thought at your age it’s all in the mind,’ ‘It is,’ agrees the old man. ‘That’s why I want it lower.’
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: sex
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
"Hey, I have a magic dildo for sale," he says. "What? There's no such thing," she replied. "No seriously, if you don't believe me try it out in the bathroom. All you have to say is 'magic dildo my pussy.'" A bit skeptical she agrees and takes the dildo to the bathroom. A few minutes later she comes out. "Wow, that was great!" She says. She ends up buying the dildo and leaves the store. On the drive home she starts to feel a little frisky and figures why not try out the magic dildo. Well she's really enjoying herself. The car is swerving and she rolls through a red. She ends up getting pulled over by a cop. After she rolls down her window she tells him the whole story. She explains about the magic dildo and the shop. The cop says, "Magic dildo my ass."
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has 53.91 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, gay, sex
What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
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has 53.89 % from 343 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
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has 53.88 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: car, racist, sex
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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has 53.88 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 53.87 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
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