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Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
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My mother has painted a picture with such cold colours that if I want to take a look at it closely, I must have an anorak, the gloves, the winter cap and a scarf on, not to freeze.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: family, winter
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
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If you think you have shitty job, what if you were toilet paper!
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, work
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, game
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, sex, single, women
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