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The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
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has 53.50 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: sex
Andrew went to Medical Insurance to apply for his pension. The woman behind the bench asked for his driving license to verify his age, but he had left his wallet home. He said to her that he had to go home and return later. The woman said: "Unbuckle your shirt." And so he did, revealing his curly, gray hair of his chest. "These gray hair is quite a nice proof for me," she said and continued with his application form. When Andrew went home, he said to his wife what had happened. "You should have taken your pants off," she said, "Maybe you would have taken disability pension too!"
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has 53.48 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: age, marriage, money, wife, women
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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has 53.46 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.
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has 53.46 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: atheist, bible, religious
‘Sex for an old guy is a bit like shooting pool with a rope.’ George Burns
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has 53.46 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? A: "May I push in your stool?"
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has 53.43 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: bar, gay
Peter sat at his dying wife's bedside. Her voice was little more than a whisper. "Pete, darling," she breathed, "I've a confession to make before I go. ... I ... I'm the one who took the $10,000 from your safe. I spent it on a fling with your best friend, Alex. And it was I who forced your mistress to leave the city. And I am the one who reported your income-tax evasion to the government. . . ." "That's all right, sweetie, don't give it a second thought," answered Peter, "I'm the one who poisoned you."
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has 53.40 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: death, marriage, money, wife
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
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has 53.40 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
An American family has grandparents who live in Russia. Every month, the grandparents send a package of powder to the American family. The package always says: "Just add water."https://unijokes.com/ Every time the family does this the powder turns into a delicious soup. The soups are always different and the family is always excited to find out which new foreign flavor they get to try out. One day, the family receives a package in the mail containing some gray powder. Assuming that this is another soup, the family dumps it into a pot and adds some water. However, unlike all the other soups, this one t astes grainy and disgusting. The family still eats it though just to be polite. A week later, a letter from the grandpa comes in the mail saying: "Grandma Taya has died and I have sent the ashes to you. She wants to be scattered in America as that is her favorite place."
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has 53.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: death, ethnic, family, food, geography
Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
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has 53.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: money, technology, Yo mama
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