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The matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her. “I’m ashamed to bring this up,” he said, “but the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants, he says, a sample.” The woman was shocked. “Such a thing you ask a Christian virtuous woman? Such a crude person would suggest such a thing? He must be a barnyard animal, not a gentleman.” The matchmaker, trying to earn a fee, said, “He’s a pragmatic, man. After all, to him it’s not a big deal… just a sample.” She thought a minute. “A pragmatic man, is he? So tell him I don’t give samples. I can give him 50 or 60 references, if he wants, though.
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has 53.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: animal, christian, dirty, husband, women
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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has 53.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: military
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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has 53.32 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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has 53.25 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: bar, democrat, political, racist, white people
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house? A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
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has 53.25 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: asian, driving, school, technology
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
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has 53.24 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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has 53.24 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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has 53.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
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