The matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her.
“I’m ashamed to bring this up,” he said, “but the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants, he says, a sample.”
The woman was shocked. “Such a thing you ask a Christian virtuous woman? Such a crude person would suggest such a thing? He must be a barnyard animal, not a gentleman.”
The matchmaker, trying to earn a fee, said, “He’s a pragmatic, man. After all, to him it’s not a big deal… just a sample.”
She thought a minute. “A pragmatic man, is he? So tell him I don’t give samples. I can give him 50 or 60 references, if he wants, though.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house?
A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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