Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She fell in the sink.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Too stupid to understand science? Try religion!
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Do you know the joke of "no me neither"? No. Me neither.