Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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