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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
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Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.
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What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle.
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What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
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What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man.
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There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store. The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second. When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"
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Woman: When you're finished with me, will my husband think I'm beautiful? Beautician: Maybe. Does he still drink a lot?
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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There is legend that goes like this: In a bar in New York there is a magical mirror If you go up to it and tell it the truth it will grant you a wish If you lie – poof it swallows you up. A brunette, a blonde and a redhead walk into this bar. They head straight for the mirror. The redhead goes first and says “I think I’m the most beautiful woman on Earth” Poof- the mirror swallows her up. The brunette goes up to the mirror and says “I think I’m the sexiest woman on Earth” Poof – the mirror swallows her up. Last, the blonde goes up to the mirror says ” I think...” Poof!
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