Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!
Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!
Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
He’s donating his body to science. And he’s preserving it in alcohol until they can use it.