If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Two cannibals were having lunch.
"Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other.
"Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Want to make a porno?
We don't have to tape it.
Father: In life you can never be certain about anything.
Son: Really dad, are you sure?
Father: I'm certain.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Roses are red
tulips are black.
You'd look great
with a knife in your back.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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