Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Two men walked into a restaurant, the first one asks for tea. The second also asks for tea. "And make sure the glass is clean," he tells the waiter. When the waiter returns with the two glasses of tea he asks, "Which one of you asked for the clean glass?"
George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt. This parrot was a very nasty parrot. It cussed and screamed and made fun of George, so he took the parrot and put it in the freezer. The parrot kept screaming and insulting George until finally it stopped. George thought to himself, “On no! I froze my aunt’s bird to death.” He opened the door and saw the bird alive! The bird said, “I’m sorry for my behaviour and will never act up again. George said, “Why the change?” The bird answered, “Because I saw what you did to the other bird."
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.