What's the difference between a man and an ox? Fifteen pounds and a six-pack.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.