Every mobile phone user has complained like this:
Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
My girlfriend likes to pretend to be a 14 year old when we have sex.
I don't get it she will be 14 in a few years anyway.
What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?"
"No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
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Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews?
A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him,
"Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your trouble to bed with you."
"I know," said the man, "but I can’t. My wife refuses to sleep alone."
‘I believe that sex between two people is a beautiful experience.
Between five it’s fantastic!’
Woody Allen