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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
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A dog goes into a job centre and asks for employment. ‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk. ‘With your talent I’m sure we can find you a job at the circus.’ ‘The circus?’ says the dog. ‘What does a circus want with a plumber?’
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully said each word right up to the end… "And lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
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Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
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