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He’s donating his body to science. And he’s preserving it in alcohol until they can use it.
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Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
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Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
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Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks.
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
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What's the difference between a man and an ox? Fifteen pounds and a six-pack.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
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What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
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