Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
A dog goes into a job centre and asks for employment. ‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk. ‘With your talent I’m sure we can find you a job at the circus.’ ‘The circus?’ says the dog. ‘What does a circus want with a plumber?’
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.