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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
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What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
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Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
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A dog goes into a job centre and asks for employment. ‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk. ‘With your talent I’m sure we can find you a job at the circus.’ ‘The circus?’ says the dog. ‘What does a circus want with a plumber?’
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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