Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?"
"I believe he's eating your lettuce."
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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What is a bear's favourite drink?
Koka-Koala.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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