Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?
Yak the Ripper.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines?
He drew 100 cats on the paper.
He thought the teacher had said lions.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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