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Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."
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Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
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"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality." "Who told you that?" "Gynecologist."
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
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30 degrees... It was so cold out today that even the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets.
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A blonde walked up to a man and said, "Give me your wallet." The man said, "Okay, but give me the gun." The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet. The man used the gun to steal his wallet back. The blonde said, "You're an idiot...there's no bullets in the gun." The man replied, "You're the idiot...here's no money in the wallet."
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
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Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70? A: Because 69's a mouthful.
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