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How is parsley like pubic hair? You push it aside to eat, and sometimes it gets stuck between your teeth after meals.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus.
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
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You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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