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You have got to be kitten me!
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The one thing I've learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn't mastered the haircut.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race. One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds." The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record." So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
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Q: How long does it take before a pound of weed goes bad? A: I don't know! I've never had it longer than an hour!
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So the buddhist pulls a gun out of his coat and the vendor says, "Whoa whoa whoa, what about inner peace?". The Buddhist responds "This is my inner piece".
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What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry.
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Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast? A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.
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